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Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?
"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."
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"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a ﬁgure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."
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'It's okay - we're in a safe space.'
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"Oh, this old thing?"
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Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.
Micklebar knew more about something than anyone else, but he's forgotten what it is.
Medical Arts Building
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Big man on Krampus
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"With its fabled architecture and lush landscaping, this is the kind of campus that you'll remember fondly as you move on to your office park cubicles."
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It turns out nobody has anything to say.
The university is naming a chair for me - in the lounge.
"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."
'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'
'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'
"I'm looking for a bucolic tree-studded college campus. I don't plan to study much."
Professor Yomp at our Northern campus: Man waves from igloo doorway(Blubber research)
'I'm sorry, but we simply can't allow you to graduate. Your coursework is complete, and your grades are exemplary, but you apparently failed to attend the group icebreakers during freshman orientation week... which as you know, were mandatory.'
'I'm so glad I'm no longer on a college campus. I got so tired of always granting tenure.'
City of Round Holes welcomes you to the University of Square Pegs.
"I know a college education means a better life. But I worry about Gracie living on some campus alone."
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'I'm with the Campus Police, ma'am... we had a tip than someone in this dorm may be reading for pleasure.'