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"I bought a new canopener, but let's save the old one in case we ever have a need for a broken canopener."
"We need a quieter can opener."
'I have the can-opener: Let's go knight hunting...'
'And with this accessory, you needn't have a moments concern about getting stuck in the car.'
Ritz Cafe - Sorry, closed. Our regular, backup and emergency can openers are down.
'Never bother yelling - just use a loud can-opener.'
'If only we could learn how to open these things, we wouldn't be dependent anymore...'
"Scalpel, forceps...hey, let's just use a can opener!"