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Applesauce, pea soup, candied yams.
'Drop the can opener!'
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"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"
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"All true, but their kind did invent the can opener."
"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."
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"I bought a new canopener, but let's save the old one in case we ever have a need for a broken canopener."
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"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."
'Raise your paw for the corresponding ear when you hear the sound of a can opener.'
"When they hear the opener they'll go wild."
"They're in charge because God gave them the can openers."
'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'
'. . . Well that's just great. She knows I don't know how to use the can opener.'
'How about another round of applause for my can opener.'
'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'
"Sure I love them...as much as you can love can openers."
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'Evil woman. She knows I never learned how to use one of these things.'
Unnaturally grown but easy-to-open egg.
"That guarantee? Is it good for nine lifetimes?"
'You're needed at the can opener.'
"Well, I'm not the one who taught him how to use the electric can opener!"
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"No, they're not regulation, but as soldiers we feel these helmets are a lot more useful."
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'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'
"My compliments to the can opener."
"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."