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'This IS our first time on the canal! How did you guess?'
'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'
'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'
'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'
Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...
Something tells me these guys are going to be here for more than half an hour....
The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...
'Reg, check on Mother please. She's gone very quiet in the toilet...'
'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'
'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'
'Reg is on the opposite side delivering his 'welcome to the cut of doom' speech to a new boater....yes I do think he fears change dear...'
They won't be speeding past THIS moored boat!
'It IS old fashioned Cynthia, but Reg reckons it is quicker than getting an ASBO...'
'A black eye? Let me tell you about the time I was hit by a flying windlass...'