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"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."
Tags:flight, flight of the bumblebee, piano, piano player, piano players, pianist, pianists, bumblebee, bumblebees, bee, bees, airline, airlines, flight delay, flight delays, cancellation, cancellations, canceled, cancelled, cancel, cancels, air travel, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, rimsky korsakov, korsakov, composition, compositions, entomologist, entomologists, entomology
"Attention, please, Mr. Lyle Ferguson. As a result of equipment failure at the Cos Cob power station, your train will not be running at all tonight."
'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'
"Hell: The Airport"
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, hell, after death, religion, religious, afterlife, stress, stressful, anxiety, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, cancellation, cancellations, lost luggage, lost baggage, missed flights, cancelled flights, canceled flights, crowd, crowds, crowded, line, lines, lineups, queue, queues, queuing, lining up, security, immigration, check-in, check-in counter, check-in counters, check-in desk, check-in desks, lost, traffic, bad experience, bad experiences
"Hello, I'm calling to cancel my subscription to the Punch-of-the-Month basket."
"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."
Tags:cancellation, cancellations, plane cancellation, plane cancellations, flight cancellation, flight cancellations, o'hare cancellation, o'hair airport, o'hair airports, air travel, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, exhaustion, exhausted, exhausting, stranded, delay, delays, flight delay, flight delays, airport, airports, modern life, modern times, back to work, sleepy, sleepiness, tired, tiredness
"Due to an earlier incident, this train is being held in the station."
Tags:train, trains, public transport, delay, delays, delayed train, delayed trains, cancellation, cancellations, train cancellation, train cancellations, excuse, excuses, making excuses, good excuse, good excuses, unexplained delay, unexplained delays, understatement, understatements, shot delay, short delays, gravity, accident, accidents, train accident, train accidents
Today's crisis has been postponed due to bad news.
'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'
'I'm a just-in-time imports/exports executive - I should've gone home Tuesday week!'
Honest Airport: Cancelled, On Schedule, Delayed.
"I'm afraid the office party has been cancelled, but I'd still like to book in time to make a drunken misogynistic pass at you."
Tags:office party, office parties, christmas party, christmas parties, hit on, hits on, hitting on, flirt, flirts, flirting, misogynist, misogynists, misogynistic, drunk, drunks, drunken, harass, harasses, harassment, co-worker, coworker, co-workers, coworkers, cancel, cancels, cancellation, cancellations, canceled, cancelled, colleague, colleagues, sexual harassment, sexually harassed
"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."
Tags:meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, spa, spas, hot tub, hot tubs, office, offices, bath, baths, bath tub, bath tubs, cancellation, cancellations, cancelation, cancelations, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson
"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."
Tags:musical, musicals, play, plays, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, musical theatre, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, cancel, cancellation, cancellations, stupid, stupidity, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, change of direction, changing direction, changing of opinion
'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'
Tags:train, trains, disruption, disruptions, disrupt, cancellation, cancellations, cancel, cancels, delay, delays, delayed, constant, consistent, consistency, belief, beliefs, ridiculous belief, ridiculous beliefs, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, station, commute, commuter, strike, strikes, striking
"Attention passengers. Flight 369 has been cancelled due to our desire to ruin your life."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, flight, flights, flying, canceled, cancelled, desire, desires, wish, wishes, ruin your life, attention, announcement, announcements, problem, problems, departure gate, departure gates, cancellation, cancellations, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service
"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, reservation, reservations, restaurant, restaurants, host, hosts, waiter, waiters, server, servers, cancel, cancelled, cancellation, cancellations, look alike, look-alike, doppelganger, doppelgangers
Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.
Tags:couch potato, couch potatoes, slob, slobs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, tv channel, tv channels, television channel, television channels, apathy, apathetic, viewing, viewer, viewers, rating, ratings, cancellation, cancelled, cancellations
'Anyone for penance?'
Poker Game Called Off Due To Family Emergency.
"Think of this as a 'Be here now' exercise."
Tags:flight, flights, cancellation, cancellations, cancelled flight, cancelled flights, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, air travel, mindful exercise, mindful exercises, mindfulness, mindfulness exercise, mindfulness exercises, airport, airports, air travel, delay, delays, be here now, meditation, meditations, meditating, meditate, meditates
'I won't be able to meet you today. My car's in the shop.'
'We need to pull the plug on this radio show - there's too much dead air.'
"...we fancied a change this year."
"'Dinner'? I'm sorry-- Dinner has been canceled due to budget cuts."