Cancellations Cartoons and Comics

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

"I'd like you to meet Phil and Marnie Schmidt, Sally and Dave Tuttle, Don Berenger, Kathy Leach, Ellie Cramer -- and Mike Kobrick, an advertising supplement."

"Attention, please, Mr. Lyle Ferguson. As a result of equipment failure at the Cos Cob power station, your train will not be running at all tonight."

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

"Hell: The Airport"

"Hello, I'm calling to cancel my subscription to the Punch-of-the-Month basket."

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

"Due to an earlier incident, this train is being held in the station."

Arrivals

Today's crisis has been postponed due to bad news.

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

'I'm a just-in-time imports/exports executive - I should've gone home Tuesday week!'

Sports not cancelled

Honest Airport: Cancelled, On Schedule, Delayed.

"I'm afraid the office party has been cancelled, but I'd still like to book in time to make a drunken misogynistic pass at you."

"Christmas is cancelled."

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

"Attention passengers. Flight 369 has been cancelled due to our desire to ruin your life."

"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Anyone for penance?'