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"Hell: The Airport"
"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."
'I'm a just-in-time imports/exports executive - I should've gone home Tuesday week!'
"Those aren't departure times. Those are the times we estimate your flight being cancelled."
"Think of this as a 'Be here now' exercise."
Welcome to Heathrow: Arrivals, Departures and Cancelled.
SNOW WARS: The fight-back
Snowman stops take-off (as Tiananmen Square tank)
Sorry, your flight's cancelled.
'I can see the Hand of God in that one!'