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'Sorry Trevor, but I don't date people I work with.'
Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"
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It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.
After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
Magical box of chocolates.
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"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
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'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'
"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"
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Easter Venn Diagram
"Say, Pop, do you realize the average child spends approximately fifteen dollars a year on candy?"
"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
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"Uh-oh, the piñata's got the bat now."
The Potato Man
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Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!
Chewed gum returning to a gumball machine
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"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"
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"A woman ran in, stripped naked and threw candy all over, causing a bottleneck in accounting."
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"The Stevensons sent over a lovely meat basket."
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"Where's your candy."
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"Travel is the sherbet between courses of reality."
"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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