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"The power bars are a hit, but it seems no one wants the responsibility bars."
"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
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"It's something new I'm trying out. Death by chocolate."
Tags:religion, religious, greek, greece, roman, rome, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, legend, legends, heaven, mt. olympus, mount olympus, god, gods, zeus, jupiter, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, lightning, death, dead, chocolate, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, candy bar, candy bars, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, health, diet, diets, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets, new, trying out, innovation, innovations, innovative, creative
'How now, brown cow?'
Pick Me Ups.
"There's gotta be an easier way to get candy from a baby."
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"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"
Tags:earth, planet, planets, space, outer space, planet earth, layer, layers, core, cores, centre, centres, center, centers, candy, candies, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, candy bar, candy bars, truffle, truffles, nougat, creamy, food, mantle, crust, earth's crust, earth's core, earth's layers, layers of the earth, creamy nougat centre, creamy nougat center, diagram, diagrams, drawing, drawings, science, geology, geological, earth science
"I'm not eating candy before dinner. I'm skipping dinner."
"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"
"I find I do my best thinking with chocolate."
"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."
'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'
Tags:bird, birds, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, birdbath, birdbaths, bird bath, bird baths, bird-bath, bird-baths, garden ornament, garden ornaments, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, candy bar, candy bars, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, chocolate, chocolates
'I agreed on a date because you're fun-sized...but this is boring.'
'Oh, great. Another bar fight.'
'Go see if they have my favorite candy bar, Billy. . . they were all out of them yesterday.'
'. . . How long have you been on to me?'
"How will we work it off by taking the stairs? We work on this floor."
Tags:vending machine, vending machines, snack, snacks, snacking, junk food, fast food, vendor, vendors, candy bar, candy bars, candy, candies, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, exercise, exercises, exercising, fitness regime, fitness regimes, exercised, workout, workouts, work out, work outs, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles
"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."
Tags:law, lawyer, legal, bar exam, bar exams, eye charts, eye doctors, optician, opticians, optometrist, eye chart, eye doctor, doctor, doctor check up, eye check up, eye chart, eye exam, legal exam, attorney, bars, crowbar, monkey bars, bar of soap, candy bar, handle bar, bar code, optometrists, optometry
"Stupid, Stupid Child-proof candy wrappers!"
Tags:vending machine, child proofing, child proof candy wrappers, safety, frustration, candy, snacks, fat kid, bad kid, fatso, candy bar, junk food, chocolate bar, chips, pop, soda pop, children, food, fattening food, overweight, obese, sweets, vendor, candy machine, childhood obesity, child, kid, young, boy
"I'm not going!"
'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'
Stress Relief in WWII & Today.
'Deep fried candy bar, dear?'
'Go ahead and have another candy bar. Adults say they want us to lose weight, but they're always trying to hide behind us. This will make it easier for them.'
An average of 13 people are killed by falling vending machines each year...