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"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
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"It's something new I'm trying out. Death by chocolate."
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'How now, brown cow?'
Pick Me Ups.
"There's gotta be an easier way to get candy from a baby."
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"I'm not eating candy before dinner. I'm skipping dinner."
"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"
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"I find I do my best thinking with chocolate."
'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'
Tags:bird, birds, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, birdbath, birdbaths, bird bath, bird baths, bird-bath, bird-baths, garden ornament, garden ornaments, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, candy bar, candy bars, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, chocolate, chocolates
'I agreed on a date because you're fun-sized...but this is boring.'
'Oh, great. Another bar fight.'
'Go see if they have my favorite candy bar, Billy. . . they were all out of them yesterday.'
'. . . How long have you been on to me?'
'If you have ten candy bars and I ask you for six, how many would you have left?'
"How will we work it off by taking the stairs? We work on this floor."
Tags:vending machine, vending machines, snack, snacks, snacking, junk food, fast food, vendor, vendors, candy bar, candy bars, candy, candies, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, exercise, exercises, exercising, fitness regime, fitness regimes, exercised, workout, workouts, work out, work outs, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles
'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'
Stress Relief in WWII & Today.
'Deep fried candy bar, dear?'
'Go ahead and have another candy bar. Adults say they want us to lose weight, but they're always trying to hide behind us. This will make it easier for them.'
An average of 13 people are killed by falling vending machines each year...
'I'll need those seven empty candy bar wrappers you threw on the floor for the scanner.'
'Has he taken my chocolates?'
'I like you, Virg! In fact, I like you so much, that I'm going to name a candy bar after you!'
Clown's Grocery List.
Convenience & Inconvenience Foods.