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Christmas Hook Up
"No, those stripes don't make you look any thinner."
'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'
Candy cane sneeze.
'I kept wondering for years...am I red with white stripes or white with red stripes? I became so mixed up. Now, look at me.'
Candy cane trailing toilet paper
"That better be a candy cane in your pocket, buster!"
The leading cause of injury during the holidays: mouth lacerations from sharpened candy canes.
You can lick my peppermint stick!
'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'
'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'
Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.
'I bet if you had your way all money would be candy cane!'
Cat Hanging Mice on Christmas Tree.
The Sweet Tooth
"I think he's trying to pick you up..."
"J is the reason for the season."