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"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."
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(Undercover police dog)
"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."
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As far as Ralph was concerned, chasing cars was the best part of the job.
"That is so NOT gonna happen!"
'Bad dog, no police doggy biscuit.'
First shift with the K-9 unit didn't go well.
Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...
"...And an additional 5 years for bribing the canine unit with hot dogs!"
"How do you like my police dog?. . . He's in plain clothes."
"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."
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"Two dozen items have been stolen from this department. I'm appealing for new leads."
"McWit relies on that dog too much."
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"I said we needed the services of a BOMB sniffing dog!"
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'He got me finding blonds and redheads for him.'
"Budget cuts in the K-9 units have reduced us to this?"
Police Dog Training - "Try as he might, Rex could not master the freemason handshake"
'We're developing a more aggessive sales program. Have you ever worked with an attack dog?'
'I know policemen often have their partners act as their Best Man, but..."
Tags:best man, best men, bestman, bestmen, wedding party, wedding parties, canine unit, canine unites, k9 unit, k9 units, k-9 unit, k-9 units, police dog, cop, cops, copper, coppers, policemen, policeman, officer, officers, police, partner, partners, wedding, weddings, wedding day, wedding days, best friend, best friends
'Watch it - I think he's a police dog in civvies.'
'Agreed, she is a dangerous criminal and we had to track her down, but boy does she small nice!'
Good Dog and Bad Dog Interrogation.
'I'm off-duty today: I have a bad cold and a blocked nose...'
Good dog and bad dog