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"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."
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(Undercover police dog)
"That is so NOT gonna happen!"
'Bad dog, no police doggy biscuit.'
First shift with the K-9 unit didn't go well.
"...And an additional 5 years for bribing the canine unit with hot dogs!"
"How do you like my police dog?. . . He's in plain clothes."
"McWit relies on that dog too much."
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"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."
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"Two dozen items have been stolen from this department. I'm appealing for new leads."
"I said we needed the services of a BOMB sniffing dog!"
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'He got me finding blonds and redheads for him.'
"Budget cuts in the K-9 units have reduced us to this?"
Police Dog Training - "Try as he might, Rex could not master the freemason handshake"
'We're developing a more aggessive sales program. Have you ever worked with an attack dog?'
'Watch it - I think he's a police dog in civvies.'
'Agreed, she is a dangerous criminal and we had to track her down, but boy does she small nice!'
'I'm off-duty today: I have a bad cold and a blocked nose...'
'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'
"Due to budget cuts we've been forced to downsize our canine unit"
"My sniffer dog has been up graded."
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