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Applesauce, pea soup, candied yams.
The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection
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Baby throwing cans of food around in supermarket,
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"I'll give you three cans of Happy Herds Condensed Milk for two cans of Affaire de Coeur Flaky Salmon."
"You must be terribly proud. It's the ﬁnest thing you've done."
"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."
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'Raise your paw for the corresponding ear when you hear the sound of a can opener.'
"I'm so tired of eating meals from a can...I could spit!"
'What are the three basic food groups?'
...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.
'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'
Bob liked free-range chicken - but not the fast ones.
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"They're in charge because God gave them the can openers."
'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'
'I'm not sure but I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk and take out.'
"Wanda, I INSIST you stop referring to yourself as damaged goods!"
Tags:imperfection, imperfections, imperfect, damaged good, damaged goods, canned food, canned foods, tinned food, tinned foods, date, dates, self-esteem, self esteem, low self-esteem, low self esteem, self-image, self image, love life, boyfriend, emotional baggage, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends
'Can, you hear me?'
Lady to Dog: 'Don't blame me if dinner's weird tonight. You chewed the labels off all the cans!'
Can of worms.
"I'm hungry, Dear. How about opening a can of worms."
"He's a true visionary, but limited to canned vegetables."
"It's past its sell-by, best-by and use-by dates, but its kills-by date is still good."
"My compliments to the can opener."