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Applesauce, pea soup, candied yams.
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applesauce, apple sauce, pea soup, can, cans, canned food, canned foods, candied yam, candied yams, yam, yams, lid, lids, can opener, can openers, brainless, braindead, brain dead, open, opens, opening, open up, opens up, opening up, manager, managers, management, executive, executivesRedneck Jacuzzi
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hillbilly, hillbillies, redneck, rednecks, jacuzzi, jacuzzis, beer, beers, bean, beans, canned food, canned foods, hot tubs, passing wind, farts, farted, gas, gassy, passing wind, digestive system, digestion, rural lifestyle, stereotypes"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."
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armageddon, book of revelation, revelation, bible, religion, religions, religious, end of the world, apocalypse, bunker, bunkers, doomsday, underground, doomsday prepper, doomsday prepper, survivalism, survivalist, survivalists, breakdown of society, canned food, canned foods, hungry, fail, failed'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'
'Raise your paw for the corresponding ear when you hear the sound of a can opener.'
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hearing tests, can opener, can openers, dog food, feed the dog, can, cans, canned food, canned foods, tin, tins, tinned food, tinned foods, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, hearing test, hearing, can opener"I'm so tired of eating meals from a can...I could spit!"
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poo, poos, fly, bug, bugs, dogs, canned foods, tinned food, tinned foods, flies, dog, canned food, fussy eater, fussy eaters, fussy eating, gourmand, gourmands, gourmet, gourmets, canned meal, canned meals, dog poo, dog poos, dog poop, dog poops'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'
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read, reads, reading, food label, food labels, label, labels, dog food, dog foods, canned food, canned foods, tinned food, tinned foods, veggie, veggies, vegetables, meat, illiterate, illiteracy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner'I'm not sure but I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk and take out.'
"Wanda, I INSIST you stop referring to yourself as damaged goods!"
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imperfection, imperfections, imperfect, damaged good, damaged goods, canned food, canned foods, tinned food, tinned foods, date, dates, self-esteem, self esteem, low self-esteem, low self esteem, self-image, self image, love life, boyfriend, emotional baggage, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriendsCan of worms.
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nature calls, nature, bird, birds, ravens, meal, meals, healthy eating, healthy living, canned food, canned foods, convenience food, convenience foods, raven, food, dinner, can, worms, trouble, rebel, can of worms"It's past its sell-by, best-by and use-by dates, but its kills-by date is still good."
"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"
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grocer, grocers, grocery stores, grocery shop, grocery shops, supermarkets, canned foods, food can, food cans, food display, display, displays, giant, giants, out of reach, customer, customers, grocery, grocery store, supermarket, stacking cans, canned food, tall, tall person, tallness, gigantism, height'This is awful tasting stuff...contains chicken parts...I hate to even imagine what parts!'
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cat, cats, cat food, cat foods, chicken, chicken parts, gm food, gm foods, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet food, pet foods, petfood, petfoods, eat, eats, eating, tinned food, tinned foods, canned food, canned foods"Boy, am I hungry! What's for dinner, dear?"
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canned food, canned foods, can opener, can openers, tinned food, tinned foods, dinner plan, dinner plans, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housewife, housewives, married couple, married couples, family life, family-life, homecooked meal, homecooked meals, home-cooked meal, home-cooked meals, home-made meal, home-made meals, homemade meal, homemade meals'Humans are strange. On one side they're disguisted when they see us eating mice, on the other side they eat stuff like canned ravioli. . .'
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canned ravioli, canned food, canned foods, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, mouse, food chain, food chains, predator, predators, cat food, cat foods, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, fussy eater, fussy eaters, culture clash, culture clashes