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"The wings are addictive."
Tags:religion, religious, heaven, after death, angel, angels, wing, wings, barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, barbeque, barbeques, cooking, cook out, cook-out, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, barbecuer, barbecuers, barbequer, barbequers, addictive, addicting, delicious, tasty, food, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism
"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
Tags:witch, witches, party, parties, partying, halloween, halloween party, halloween parties, snack, snacks, snacking, hor d'oeuvres, appetizer, appetizers, appetiser, appetisers, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism, evil, evil witch, evil witches, eat, eats, eating, consume, consumes, consuming, evil, monster, monsters
"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
Tags:guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, kid, kids, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, villain, villains, bad guy, bad guys, baddie, baddies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hansel and gretel, cholesterol, high cholesterol, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrition advice, dietitian, dietitians, diet, diets, dieting, fatty food, fatty foods, health food, health foods, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism, warn, warns, warning, warnings, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bad habit, bad habits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods
"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."
Tags:fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, brothers grimm, the brothers grimm, grimms fairy tales, grimm's fairy tales, hansel and gretel, german fairy tales, witch, witches, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, hitler youth, the hitler youth, world war two, world war 2, ww2, wwii, second world war, the second world war, hilter, german fairy tale, abduct, abduction, abducted, kidnap, kidnapping, kidnapped, cannibalism, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism, hitlerjugend, hj, nazi party
Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.
"I'd like to order from the children's menu."
Tags:witch, witches, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism, human sacrifice, human sacrifices, wait staff, waiter, waiters, menu, menus, eating out, dining out, order, ordering, ordering food, childrens men, children's menu, kids menu, kid's menu, kids' menu, restaurants, sorceress, sorceresses, witchcraft, sorcery
"I'm thinking about having a child."
Tags:witch, witches, cannibalism, cannibal, cannibals, eating people, ritual, rituals, ritual killing, ritual killings, ritual murder, ritual murders, pregnancy, pregnant, getting pregnant, having kids, having children, trying for a kid, trying for a baby, trying for a child, baby, babies, eating out, dining out, menu, menus, order, ordering, trying to get pregnant, starting a family, sacrifice, sacrifices, child sacrifice, child sacrifices, child-sacrifices, child-sacrifice, unbaptised, baptism, witch's child, witches' children, witchs child
"Dorothy, could you come here a minute?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, revenge, getting revenge, taking revenge, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism, meat eater, meat eaters, butcher, butchers, butchery, dark humour, black humour
"And that's the story about the camp counselor who ate up all the little kids."
Simon's initial excitement about being headhunted didn't last long!
Giant doing the grocery shopping.
Tags:grocery shopping, grocery shop, grocery shops, market, markets, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, shopping, shopper, shoppers, giant, giants, mythical creature, mythical creatures, karma, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism, unsuspecting, weekly shop, the weekly shop, select, selecting, selection, selections, consumer behaviour, consumer behavior
'Have you recently eaten anything containing lactose, gluten or peanuts?'
"Really? That's the first time you've eaten somebody?"
"Donner party of five? Donner?"
'Instead of hunting tonight, why don't we call an insurance agent saying we want to buy a policy, and eat him when he arrives?'
'Turns out it's not a recipe book after all!'
"Wrong line, buddy."
Tags:funeral, funerals, funeral home, wake, wakes, dead, death, dying, died, die, passed, passed away, celebration of life, remembrance of life, deceased, deceased person, deceased people, funeral procession, funeral processions, line, lines, buffet line, buffet, food, cannibal, cannibalism, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, burial, burials, cremate, cremation, cremated, buried, funeral director, funeral directors, mourn, mourning, mourner, mourners, embalmer, embalmers, embalming
'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the anthropologist!'
'My apologies for saying you were uncivilised - this wine is excellent.'
"Well―what's for barbecue...?"
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, serial killer, serial killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, cookout, cookouts, cook out, cook outs, bring and share, potluck, potluck party, potluck parties
'Hold on a second there fellas! I know how this must look.'
Thanksgiving Dinners: (Turkey/Ham/Corned Beef/Children Under 5) 'They're eating their own now!'