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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
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Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,
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"Well, this is me."
'And this is Tony, our company's loose cannon.' 'We've met.'
"Yeah, Carl...awesome cannonball. Happy now?"
"Oh, you know, the usual. Another day at work, another day shot to hell."
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"All in favor?"
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Next time I get to choose the weapon first.
'The usual. I got fired.'
The Perfect Cannonball
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'Yo! No cannonballs!'
The human cannonball's security checks.
'I'm going to have to let you go unless you lose some caliber.'
Human Cannon Ball.
'I wouldn't stand in front of him, Ephraim.'
Human cannonball and groupies.
101 uses of a dead cat: cannon
'Ladies and gentlemen, if you thought the human cannonbal was exciting you'll love our next act!'
'Mr.Benson. Zinaldo, the Human Cannonball is on his way up to see you.'
'You have all the qualifications for the human cannonball act except one. You're not the right caliber.'
'For ME? A going away present?'