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'You're the new guy right? Uh... you might want to stay away from the cottage cheese.'
"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."
Tags:water, water with lemon, lemon, lemons, cowboy, cowboys, restaurant, restaurants, ordering, order, orders, drink, drinks, beverage, beverages, fruit, fruits, unrealistic, expectations, high standards, desert, deserts, horseback, unavailable, annoying customer, customers, customer, picky, fussy, particular, choosy, high maintenance, canteen, canteens, high expectations, posh, upper class, upper crust, culture clash, culture clashes
'I just don't get that guy. Sometimes he sits with us... sometimes he doesn't.'
'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'
"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, lunch, lunches, lunch box, lunch boxes, lunchtime, food, trade, trades, trading, cupcake, cupcakes, lice, head lice, school, schools, cafeteria, cafeteria, canteen, canteens, louse, louses, nit, nits, barter, bartering, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, raising kids, raising children
"We should reload the changer. The Franklins are coming at seven."
'If we gave you nice food you may not want to leave.'
"So how much will the new IT system cost?"
'Some people get a placebo meal - inferior, less nutritious ingredients.'
'Where's air traffic control?'
"We can never get them both to work at the same time."
Tags:vending, vending machines, snack machine, snack machines, staff room, staff rooms, canteen, canteens, cake, cakes, having your cake and eating it, breaking down, out of order, vending machine, have your cake and eat it too, snack, food, cake, convenience food, company, break room, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, breakroom, break rooms
"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"
"If you would care to take a seat, our waiter, Paul, will be with you momentarily."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, food truck, food trucks, food cart, food carts, food van, food van, canteen, canteens, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, lunch, lunches, hot dogs, burgers, fries, coffee, drinks, ice cream, wagon, wagons, vehicle, vehicles, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, changing a tire, changing a tyre, tire, tires, tyre, tyres, repair, repairs, fixing, seat, seats, table, tables, wait, waiting, shortly, momentarily, side of the road, roadside, multi-tasking, jack-of-all-trades, handyman, handymen
'No, It's not last years leftovers.'
'Soup of the day.' 'Cream of Monday.'
'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'
Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.
'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'
Man about to empty his tray into a bin labelled: 'Feedback'.
'Obesity is a scourge, a health disaster...Management would be shirking our responsibilities if we didn't help staff avoid the twin threats of overeating and lack of exercise!'
Tags:obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, fat epidemic, fat, fatness, weight issue, weight issues, weight problem, weight problems, overeating, overeat, overeats, exercise, exercising, sedentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyles, employee health, health policy, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, health policies, canteen, canteens, company car, company cars
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.' Fly fisherman.
'Look, we were really misled about how cool you were...Would you mind sitting at another table?'
'Can we line up some other way for once? Aardvark is getting really conceited.'
'We encourage the children to write their own healthy menu.'
'And they claim there's no culture of bullying...'