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'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'
Picasso's learning years.
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'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'
"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"
A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.
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"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."
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"I'm just here for the wine."
"If only you could have frozen some ideas in your prolific youth."
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"I've never actually seen a rhinoceros."
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Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.
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Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.
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Artist paints himself into a corner.
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
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Modern art: I call it Procrastination.
"It says, 'During the Barcelona period he became enamored of the possibilities inherent in virgin space. With a courage-born of the most profound respect for the enigma of the inponderable, he produced, at this time, a series of canvases in which there exists solely an expanse of pregnant white.'"
"I attribute most of my success to finding a pile of canvases on the train."
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'I love you, your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'
Ned was a comfot first type of guy, even when camping
'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'
"I ran out of space."
I'm color blind, please help.
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Ramon considered himself a plein air artist...so when he painted, he made sure he got plenty of air!!
"It's very male."
'I'm a Conservative trapped in a Liberal body.'