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'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'
Picasso's learning years.
"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"
A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.
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"I'm just here for the wine."
"If only you could have frozen some ideas in your prolific youth."
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Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.
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Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.
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Artist paints himself into a corner.
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
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"It says, 'During the Barcelona period he became enamored of the possibilities inherent in virgin space. With a courage-born of the most profound respect for the enigma of the inponderable, he produced, at this time, a series of canvases in which there exists solely an expanse of pregnant white.'"
"I attribute most of my success to finding a pile of canvases on the train."
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'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'
Ramon considered himself a plein air artist...so when he painted, he made sure he got plenty of air!!
Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.
A possible reason we don't see many rhino portraits.
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"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."
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First Prize Rosette in Corner of Canvas.
'It's a twenty-food by eight-foot white canvas with a dot in the middle. I call my masterpiece 'Dot'.'
Redneck "Still" Life...
'You must have misunderstood me Axel. I just asked you to stand there to keep me company. I'm painting a scary two-headed monster I dreamed of last night.'
"You should put this on a t-shirt and sell it."
"But IS it art?"
"By golly. Watkins. I like this new corporate art."
Artist: '...then after my blue period there's this half hearted attempt from my thoroughly fed-up patch.'