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"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"
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'It looks nothing like me!'
"Isn't there anything the government can do to help?"
'The big one will hang in a hotel lobby. The little one is for a mobile phone app.'
"He's training to start door to door campaigning!"
'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'
"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"
"The reason he is a very creative zombie is beacuse he only eats the brains' right hemisphere."
"... and that's why I'm voting we bugger off!"
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"Hey! That's a good idea!"
"Well, okay. You can have it for a thousand pounds if you want, but wouldn't you like me to paint something on it first?"
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"Are we speaking to Mr Duck or Mr Rabbit?"
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'Well, and this is Hackstrom. He is the head of the canvassing department.'
Artist being pooped on by birds.
"Morning! Can I count on your vote?!?"
'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'
Mouse painting a cat picture with his tail.
'I just paint what I see.'
'I just hate Halloween during an election year.'
'Well, it seems that Greystoke from sales has canvassed for a new customer!'
'This painting is a footnote to that painting.'
'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'