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"Do you guys want Big Government to tell you what kind of marijuana to smoke."
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"But first, our national anthem."
"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"
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'So, can I put you down as undecided?'
"Isn't there anything the government can do to help?"
"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"
"Tidy up yer website, gov?"
"I told you not to let on you hadn't decided who to vote for yet....!"
"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"
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'Not now - I'm under a lot of atmospheric pressure.'
"Are we speaking to Mr Duck or Mr Rabbit?"
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"Good morning Sir, we're from the Jehovah's Witness school of hard knocks."
"Now I'll tell you why I was happy talking to you for so long. My husband is standing for the opposition and I've just stopped you canvassing for 2 hours!"
"Looks like a couple of cold callers..."
Chugger on the Moon
'I just hate Halloween during an election year.'
'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'
Election candidate having a tyre replaced on his car.
'It's another canvasser dear'
'Can we count on your support in the election?'
"Tell him we don't vote for them wot don't do anyfink."
"It's those bloody Jehovah's Witness kids again! Knocking and not running away!"
Just as I've told you, Dudley... Forget about this part of town!
'...and if you missed my party political broadcast last night, this is how I looked.'