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"One thing we do share with you—we both live on capital accumulated by others."
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"Do you take dark money?"
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'I used to provide capital for business startups. Here's my card. I'm an angel investor.'
"Please type the letters you see above."
Tags:captcha, turing test, turing tests, ai, artificial intelligence, challenge-response test, challenge-response tests, completely automated public turing test to tell computers and humans apart, internet, online, computer, computers, human, humans, type, typing, sky, skies, cloud, clouds, letters, letter, number, numbers, capital, capitals, lower-case, picture, pictures, robot, robots, logging in, log in, modern life
"Do you know you've had your caps lock on for the last ten miles?"
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'It's a venture capitalist.'
"We capitalize 'Internet' out of respect for its power."
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"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."
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"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"
Tags:loan, loans, taking a loan, taking loans, capital, untrustworthy, incompetent, incompetence, entitled, entitlement, irresponsible, irresponsibility, money management, managing money, banker, bankers, lender, lenders, money lender, money lenders, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, investor, investors, investment, investments, investment banker, investment bankers
'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?
"If your guys aren't going to show, let's just call it a day."
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'This memo you sent me is all in caps. Why are you yelling at me?'
'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'
"To our divorces—powerful tools of capital formation."
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Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'
'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'
BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'
'Here at Tiny Taught Preschool we're very proud of our 'no spanking' policy.'
The Warren Buffet Effect - Thank you For Not Asking How Much I Gave to Charity.
Waiter holding platter with Capital building in a vise.
''Oh, no,' said Goldilocks, 'don't tell me that the return on investment capital is only 3 percent...'
'I'm rooting for the Chargers this year. I hear they have the lowest long-term debt-to-capitalization ratio in the entire NFL.'
'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'