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"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."
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money, business, relationships, marriage, bottom line, bottom lines, capital gain, capital gains, love of money, loves of money, sleepless, sleepless night, sleepless nights, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, distraction, distractions, distracted, crave, craves, craving, cravings, irresistible, businessman, businessmen, mankoff'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'
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more to life, wisdom, words of wisdom, advice, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenting, win, wins, winner, winners, winning, lose, loses, losing, ther's more to life, tax, taxes, taxation, taxing, getting taxed, capital gains, capital gains tax, life lesson, life"Post traumatic 'Below cost basis' syndrome - it's a common affliction of investors."
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capital gains, cost basis, investor, investors, investment, investments, tax basis, tax rate, tax rates, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, healthcare, health care, health-care, post traumatic stress, post-traumatic stress, syndrome, syndromes, economy, economics, stock market, stock markets"Life is a numbers game, junior. There are the add and the subtract years..."
"Any capital gains?"
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ink, tats, tat, tattoo parlour, tattoo parlours, tattoo parlors, tattooist, tattooists, skin art, skin artist, skin artists, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo parlor, tax, taxes, 1040, income tax, money, capital, capital gains, tax returns, tax return, tax prep, accounting, fashion statement, fashion statements"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"
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tooth fairy, grandchildren, grandfather, financial advice, capital gains, responsibility, taxes, wealth, killjoy, maturity, miser, tax, taxman, taxmen, tax collector, profit, sale of property, investment, tax-rate, tax-rates, tooth, fairy, myth, fantasy, fantasy figure, magic, spoilsport, declaration, advise, kid, kids, child, children, boy, pocket money, money'Here's a little blues song I wrong about folks being socked with capital gains taxes when they 'buy low, sell high'. . .'
'Don't fret about losing, boys! I bought the team to offset taxable capital gains!'
'Okay, so you didn't buy 10,000 shares of Apple at $10.00. Think of the tax liability you avoided.'
'You realize what this means, don't you, Pemberton? -- We'll have to pay windfall profits tax.'
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tax, taxes, tax bill, tax bills, windfall, windfalls, capital gains, profit, profits, paying tax, paying taxes, invest, invests, investment, investments, investor, investors"King Midas is upset about turning hi daughter into gold, but he's inconsolable having to turn 50% of her over the capital gains tax."
"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."
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pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, tax law, tax, ship sea, ocean, marine, maritime, nautical tax, taxes, taxation, capital gains, finance, financial, accounting, accountants"Me hate capital gains tax!"
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caveman, cavewoman, neanderthal, neanderthals, capital gains tax, capital gains taxes, taxations, i.r.s., inland revenue service, internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, irs, capital gains, vat, finance, financial, accounting, accountants, audit, audits, auditors, tax inspector, tax inspectors"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"
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glass half full, glass half empty, half-full, half-empty, outlook, outlooks, attitude problem, attitude problems, profit, therapist, therapists, pessimist, pessimists, optimist, optimists, profits, capital gains, taxes, paying taxes, optimism, pessimism, psychiatrist, moods, feelings, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists