Capital Gains Cartoons and Comics

"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

"And the good news is there is no tax on return of capital."

"Post traumatic 'Below cost basis' syndrome - it's a common affliction of investors."

"Life is a numbers game, junior. There are the add and the subtract years..."

"Any capital gains?"

"My investment adviser told me to go for short term capital gains."

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

'Here's a little blues song I wrong about folks being socked with capital gains taxes when they 'buy low, sell high'. . .'

Mitt Romney's Guide to Non-Taxpayers.

The day after the meek inherit the Earth.

'Don't fret about losing, boys! I bought the team to offset taxable capital gains!'

'The Expiring Bush Tax Cuts!'

'Okay, so you didn't buy 10,000 shares of Apple at $10.00. Think of the tax liability you avoided.'

'You realize what this means, don't you, Pemberton? -- We'll have to pay windfall profits tax.'

"King Midas is upset about turning hi daughter into gold, but he's inconsolable having to turn 50% of her over the capital gains tax."

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

"If I get married, will that count as a capital gain?"

"Me hate capital gains tax!"

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"