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"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."
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'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'
"And the good news is there is no tax on return of capital."
"Post traumatic 'Below cost basis' syndrome - it's a common affliction of investors."
Tags:capital gains, cost basis, investor, investors, investment, investments, tax basis, tax rate, tax rates, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, healthcare, health care, health-care, post traumatic stress, post-traumatic stress, syndrome, syndromes, economy, economics, stock market, stock markets
"Life is a numbers game, junior. There are the add and the subtract years..."
"Any capital gains?"
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"My investment adviser told me to go for short term capital gains."
"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"
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'Here's a little blues song I wrong about folks being socked with capital gains taxes when they 'buy low, sell high'. . .'
Mitt Romney's Guide to Non-Taxpayers.
The day after the meek inherit the Earth.
'Don't fret about losing, boys! I bought the team to offset taxable capital gains!'
'The Expiring Bush Tax Cuts!'
'Okay, so you didn't buy 10,000 shares of Apple at $10.00. Think of the tax liability you avoided.'
'You realize what this means, don't you, Pemberton? -- We'll have to pay windfall profits tax.'
"King Midas is upset about turning hi daughter into gold, but he's inconsolable having to turn 50% of her over the capital gains tax."
"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."
"If I get married, will that count as a capital gain?"
"Me hate capital gains tax!"
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"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"
Tags:glass half full, glass half empty, half-full, half-empty, outlook, outlooks, attitude problem, attitude problems, profit, therapist, therapists, pessimist, pessimists, optimist, optimists, profits, capital gains, taxes, paying taxes, optimism, pessimism, psychiatrist, moods, feelings, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists