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"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"
"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."
"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."
"I was in a different place then."
"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."
"Not in front of the crew!"
Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure
"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."