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My First Boat
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Captain leaves sinking ship.
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
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'I told you to part your hair in the middle.'
'When they wind up on their shell, they're history.'
"By the way, if I don't make it I'd like a burial at sea."
"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the
"They don't look like an endangered species."
The sinking was going pretty well so far.
Remote control pirate bully
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, privateer, privateers, pirate ships, battle, shoot, sink, naval battle, navy, canon, scuttle, capsize, ship wreck, park, pond, play, attack, remote, remote control boats, captain hook, captain, pirate ship, skirmish, sailor, ship, sailing, ocean, skull and crossbones, jolly roger, matey, first mate, spoilsport, mate, eye patch, davey jones, un-sportsmanlike, children, child's play dress-up, fancy dress, re-enactment, taking it too far
"You wouldn't talk about the weight of the elephants in the cabin."
'Our relationship is doomed! We went to the fair and capsized in the tunnel of love.'
"I told you to part your hair in the middle."
Tags:hair parting, hair partings, hairstyle, side parting, side partings, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, boat, boats, boating, sail boat, sail boats, sails boat, sails boats, sailor, sailors, sailing, boating accident, boating accidents, sailing accident, capsize, capsized, capsizes, capsizing, sailing accidents
'Boat? What boat?'
'The only capsizing problem is on his head!'
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.
'My case flow was coming along fine, and then I CAPSIZED.'
"But it's supposed to sink, son - it's the Titanic!"
'Oh good. You've brought back one of our life belts.'