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Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'
'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'
The Ekert Saga: '...We need to trick the evil fahces into thinkin' the treat of the Ekert isn't a threat anymah...by makin' them think they've already found him...'
'Well, that's it. Wintah is fianlly ovah!. . . Truck Day at Fenway...the Red Sox head out fah spring trainin', which means this the fahst day of spring.'
The Ekert Saga: 'The only way to protect the Ekert is fah us to find the anti-Ekert before the enemy does...first get the Ekert away from people so he can get small enough to hide...'
'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'
Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'
'So yaw'r repeatin' the same mistake and expectin' a different outcome?'
'Uh-oh...Today is satuhday the 13th! Play it safe and stay away from Buttanut squash today.'
Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'
The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'
The Ekert Saga: 'Oh, no... you let the Ekert escape?!'
'Mike is still whakin' on it...Accordin' to his flow-thru hull theory, drillin' more holes will bring it back up.'
Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'It bothahd me that no one knows what it means until I realized it makes me look a lot smahtah than I really am!... Did I just insult myself?'
'It's just a polite way to say we serve real coffee, not those frappastupid, cappasissy, frothy coffee drinks.'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'Captain Eddie helped you with this, didn't he...As long as this secret doesn't fall into the hands of the military.'
The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'
'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'
'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'
'Do ya feel it? It's like a dahk, smelly cloud descended on us. Somethin' rotten...somethin'...EVIL!'
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