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"Let me back out- that was my car alarm."
"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."
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"This model comes with a standard anti-theft alarm that can be upgraded to an ultra-obnoxious version, if you wish."
Warning: This car is protected by powerful anti-squeegee devices.
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"Damn! I forgot to disconnect my personal alarm system."
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"The tumble weed probably set it off."
'Oversensitive Car Alarm'
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Things that go beep in the night.
To avoid the nuisance of unattended car alarms, all 2008 models must have owner specific alarms.
The car alarm snooze button.
"Actually, all they stole was the car alarm!"
"Security! Nah, I jus got it to annoy my neighbours"
"Baldo, putting my name on my car is silly. If I'm sticking a message on my window, it's going to be more useful than my name."
"Sweet car alarm."
'The price includes floor mats, AM radio, and our basic anti-theft package.'
Excuse me, but our car alarm hasn't gone off recently. I better go check to see if everything's okay.
'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'
'It's the best anti-theft device I ever had.'
Man stops dogs barking using his key fob.
'Autotheft alarm - who needs it?'
'A cow alarm'.
They never left the car without setting the anti-theft device.
'I wish someone would steal that car...!'
"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."