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'I'll even throw in a brand new 3-year battery for your mother-in-law's peace of mind.'
WHEN MANNERS COUNTED'Dad, Nigel would like to apologize."
'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'
"So, it's not the battery then."
Battery powered car
'Dear God, if there's a patron saint for car batteries...
"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"
"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"
Electric car powered by cumbersome battery
"I can't believe how people are so crazy! Here, Baldo...this car in the parking lot has its lights on, can you announce it?"
'They've found life as we know it exists on other planets. Species all over the universe leave their car lights on and drain their batteries.'
Pretty Good Batteries, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the jump starts you may need occasionally.
"Today's circular has numerous errors! Car batteries are not $2, tires are not 99 cents and air filters are not free!"
'I'm afraid that your battery has passed on. . .'
Motorist trying to revive squashed frog on road.
"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."