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Cat causes an accident by stopping for mouse.
Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.
Road Rage in the Afterlife
Grim Reaper tries to hitchhike.
Tags:hitchhike, hitchhiker, hitchhikers, hitchhiking, hitchhikes, hitchhiked, grim, grims, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, angel of death, embodiment of death, hitch-hiker, hitch-hikers, hitch-hiking, hitch hiker, hitch hikers, hitch hiking, free ride, car crash, car crashes, traffic accident, traffic accidents, traffic collision, car collision, unlucky, bad luck
'Mum dented the bumper on our car, so she bought another car!'
"No, that's not my family, that's how many people I've hit."
Tags:cars, car, car collision, car collisions, car accident, car accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, traffic collision, traffic collisions, autos, automobiles, transportation, decals, family, tally, tallies, death toll, accidents, safety, granny, grandma, grandmothers, drivers, bad drivers, driving, caution, warnings, bad driver
I read that taking frequent naps can stave off old age.
"I turned into the wrong driveway and hit a free that wasn't mine."
Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.
'. . .er, darling, how is our present cash flow situation?'
'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'
"A Volvo! You should know better."
"When you're done laughing, I'll explain how I got rear-ended driving to my colonoscopy."
Tags:colonoscopy, colonoscopies, rear ended, rear-ended, car accident, car accidents, automobile accident, car collision, car collisions, traffic collision, traffic collisions, pun, puns, laugh, laughs, automobile accidents, automobile accident, collisions, laughing, irony, marriage, medical procedure, medical procedures
"I parked the SUV in the garage the way you like it, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."
'Are you sure they always stop for plate glass?'
"Yes, I know I told you that I scratched the car... You mean, you can't see the scratches?"
Tags:wife, husband, marriage, motoring, prang, accident, insurance, driving, car, scratches, wreck, write off, write-off, write offs, write-offs, car insurance, auto insurance, husbands, wives, car accident, car wreck, car wrecks, car accidents, car collision, car collisions, driver, drivers, gender stereotypes, everyday sexism
"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."
'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'
'My dear, we need to sell the car immediately!'
A man and woman fighting after a car crash.
"Hi, I'm Johnny Crash!"
"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."
Tags:fairground, fairgrounds, car insurance, car insurer, car insurers, no claims bonus, no claims bonuses, no-claims bonus, no-claims bonuses, insurance policy, insurance policies, bumper car, bumper cars, fair ride, fair rides, fair, fairs, car accident, car accidents, traffic accident, traffic collision, car collision, insurance claim, insurance claims
'Caution - color blind crossing.'
Various buffers to improve road safety