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Cat causes an accident by stopping for mouse.
Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.
"No, that's not my family, that's how many people I've hit."
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I read that taking frequent naps can stave off old age.
"I turned into the wrong driveway and hit a free that wasn't mine."
Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.
'. . .er, darling, how is our present cash flow situation?'
'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'
"A Volvo! You should know better."
"When you're done laughing, I'll explain how I got rear-ended driving to my colonoscopy."
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'Are you sure they always stop for plate glass?'
"Yes, I know I told you that I scratched the car... You mean, you can't see the scratches?"
"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."
'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'
'My dear, we need to sell the car immediately!'
A man and woman fighting after a car crash.
"Hi, I'm Johnny Crash!"
Various buffers to improve road safety
'The good thing about one way streets, is you can only get hit from the rear.'
'How's the new company car?'
'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'
'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'
'Must be a wedding. Or an accident.'
'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'
Spin the Bottle on Student Drinking