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'And this is a nifty feature: pre-rolled cans in case you ever decide to get married.'
"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."
Indian to car sales lady: 'I'm looking for something with a little horsepower and that is arrow dynamic.'
Man applying superglue to his toupee before driving in his convertible.
Man to lady about overturned car: 'It can turn on a dime, and turn over on a quarter.'
'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'
Car salesman to customer about tub-like car: 'This model washes itself.'