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Blow horn for service
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garage, garages, car garage, car garages, mechanic, mechanics, car, cars, car horn, car horns, horn, horns, alphorn, alpenhorn, alpine horn, labrophone, visual pun, visual puns'Believe me, we've tried everything... All we get is a 'click-click-whirrr' kind of noise, a big 'CLUNK' and then NOTHING!'
'That'll be $327.93 for parts, $268.58 for labor and $50 because I didn't like the station you had your radio set to.'
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car, auto, automobile, mechanic, auto mechanic, parts, labor, radio station, car repair, car repairs, radio stations, auto mechanics, mechanics, cars, car repair, car repairs, car parts, car part, mot, mots, engineer, engineers, car garage, car garages, bill, bills, cost, costs"You need a new radiator. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. I blame the system, the cooling system."
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auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, automotive, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, radiator, radiators, breakdown, break down, broken down, break, breaks, broken, car mechanic, garage, car garage, mechanic, repairman, repairmen, blame, blame game"How much for a good set of earplugs?"
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muffler, mufflers, garage, garages, mechanic, mechanics, car, cars, noise, car repairs, exhaust system, earplugs, deaf, noisy, car garage, car garages, exhaust, exhausts'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled 'The Better to Eat You With.' That was the last of Smithwick, the lube boy.'
"I'm sorry, it failed on a dodgy magic tree."
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car, cars, car driver, car drivers, mechanic, mechanics, mechanical, mot, mot test, mot tests, garage, garages, car garage, magic tree, magic trees'Step this way to buy our low cholesterol motor oil that will perform miracles in your car. As an added bonus, we'll throw in a free gas cap.' Act now.' 'Local garage owners questioned corporate's new marketing strategy.'
'Now THAT'S a massage!'
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car, cars, garage, garages, automobile, automobiles, car garage, car garages, mechanic, mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, car repair, car repairs, repair, repairs, repaired, engine, engines, motto, mottos, slogan, slogans, crazy, craziness, insane, insanityNew Slush Plan
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car, car wash, wash, vehicle, dirt, spring, mud, field, windshield, car, truck, bad weather, salt, gritter, gritters, car washes, garage, garages, car garage, car garages, petrol station, petrol stations, gas station, gas stations, vehicle wash, vehicle washes, business planMechanic to man: 'Let's just say that it needs a battery with citric acid.'
'Your car will be ready in a minute...the mechanic is saying the last rites now.'
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car, cars, car repair, mechanic, mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, car garage, car garages, car repairs, repair job, repair jobs, repairman, repairmen, priest, priests, last rites, catholic, catholics, roman catholics, deaths, die, dies, dyingMan to man about cat: 'You should hear the cars purr after he's done with them.'
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