Car Insurance Cartoons and Comics

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"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"I think we should look for funnier car insurance."

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

'Oh, great, my insurance agent. I was just texting you.'

'Since we couldn't afford health care insurance, we induced labor in our car so our auto insurance would cover any maternity costs.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'What's the point of insurance if you don't use it?'

"There's been an accident, but it doesn't involve me."

Close encounter of the uninsured kind.

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

'According to our diagnostic computer, your car wants to have $800 spent on it.'

'Adjuster of the Year' reads a Sports Illustrated at his desk that has two boxes, 'Claims Denied' and 'Claims Paid.' The first has an over flowing stack of paper in it, the other a single sheet of paper.

"And, for what we don't cover, there's insurance insurance."

"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."

EU rules state charging men more than women for car insurance is discrimination.

'Hi, I'm calling to check to see if 'alien attack' is covered on my auto insurance...'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'Oh come on, a little touch up paint and a soft cloth, I can buff that out.'

Cow falls from the sky and lands on a car.

"Didn't you see me dart out in front of you?"

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'Our car was broadsided. Luckily the other driver was our insurance agent.'