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"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, impaired, tipsy, inebriated, dart, darts, sport, sports, game, games, throwing darts, impale, stab, impaled, stabbed, stuck, car key, car keys, give back, dangerous, bad idea, bad ideas, complaint, complaints, complaining, complain, out of control, out-of-control
'Oh, nuts! I locked the keys in the car!'
"Where are the car keys?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, underwater, caught, fishing, fishing net, fishing nets, fisherman, fishermen, car key, car keys, trapped, lost, stuck, last moment, last moments, transportation, car, cars, driver, drivers, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, key, keys
Witch uses remote key to find broom.
'Ma lost her car keys!. . . When was the last time you saw your keys, Ma.'
'You lost something, didn't you. . . You're looking for something. What is it? Well, you're driving me nuts. I'm going shopping.'
"Of course, I want your keys, too, Papi. How the hell else am I supposed to get back to Old Saybrook?"
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, crimes, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, car key, car keys, car-key, car-keys, key, armed robbery, armed robberies, armed mugging, armed muggings, getaway car, getaway cars, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles
'Allow me to demonstrate our latest feature; keyless entry!'
'I've got keyless entry.'
'We'll have to walk. I locked the stupid keys in the Jeep.'
'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'
Tags:key to the city, city, cities, mayor, mayors, key chain, key chains, giant key, keys, key, giant, oversize, oversized, present, presented, presents, presenting, award, awards, awarded, hero, heros, heroes, reward, rewards, rewarded, rewarding, car key, car keys, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Security, would you review the surveillance tape and tell me where the hell I placed my keys?"
Search for "car keys" - Results - "Look behind sofa"
"I'm running away. May I borrow the car?"
"Oh yes, keep looking for your car keys! That will teach you to decide to go and play golf instead of going for our walk..."
Tags:vengeance, vengeful, vengefulness, car key, car keys, revenge, revengeful, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, man's best friend, mans best friend, dog walk, dog walks, dog park, dog parks, dog walking, dog walker, dog walkers, golf, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses
'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'
'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'
'Drat. He has the car keys.'
'Stop dear, - look I've found the keys.'
'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'
"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"
Tags:mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, car key, car keys, glasses, spectacles, lost property, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, missing property, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, monday morning, monday mornings
"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"
Tags:glasses, specs, spectacles, car key, car keys, key, keys, carkeys, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, pensioner, pensioners, absent minded, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, absent mindedness, forgetful, forgetfulness, internet search, modern life, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones
'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'
'I've left the keys in the dash if you want to borrow it!'