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"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, impaired, tipsy, inebriated, dart, darts, sport, sports, game, games, throwing darts, impale, stab, impaled, stabbed, stuck, car key, car keys, give back, dangerous, bad idea, bad ideas, complaint, complaints, complaining, complain, out of control, out-of-control
"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."
Tags:drunk driver, drunk drivers, drunk driving, car keys, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, barkeeper, barkeepers, responsible, safety, designated driver, designated drivers, dog, dogs, drunk, drunken, barfly, barflies, concerned citizen, concerned citizens, worry, worries, worrier, canine, canines, companion, companions
'Oh, nuts! I locked the keys in the car!'
"Where are the car keys?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, underwater, caught, fishing, fishing net, fishing nets, fisherman, fishermen, car key, car keys, trapped, lost, stuck, last moment, last moments, transportation, car, cars, driver, drivers, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, key, keys
'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'
A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'
Witch uses remote key to find broom.
"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"
'Ma lost her car keys!. . . When was the last time you saw your keys, Ma.'
'You lost something, didn't you. . . You're looking for something. What is it? Well, you're driving me nuts. I'm going shopping.'
"Of course, I want your keys, too, Papi. How the hell else am I supposed to get back to Old Saybrook?"
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, car key, car keys, car-key, car-keys, key, armed robbery, armed robberies, armed mugging, armed muggings, getaway car, getaway cars, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles
'Allow me to demonstrate our latest feature; keyless entry!'
Houdini's car keys.
'I've got keyless entry.'
'We'll have to walk. I locked the stupid keys in the Jeep.'
For a bear, this was a good day. 'Congratulations! Your credit was approved.'
"I locked the keys inside -- Do you have a bobby pin?"
Tags:tank, tanks, keys, car keys, locked in, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, bobby pin, bobby pins, picklock, pick lock, picklocks, pick locks, lock pick, lock picks, lockpick, lockpicks, break in, breaking in, sherman tank, sherman tanks, breaks in, break in, locked car, locked cars
"What's the matter - did I misplace the car keys again?"
Tags:car keys, memory loss, park, parks, parking the car, parked the car, where, forget, forgot, forgetful, memory, parking spot, parking spots, parking space, parking spaces, age, ages, ageing, aging, lose your memory, losing your memory, stolen car, stolen cars, misplace, misplaces, loss, losses, lose things, losing things, getting old, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens
'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'
Tags:key to the city, city, cities, mayor, mayors, key chain, key chains, giant key, keys, key, giant, oversize, oversized, present, presented, presents, presenting, award, awards, awarded, hero, heros, heroes, reward, rewards, rewarded, rewarding, car key, car keys, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Hey - this isn't a DVD of the lost TV show...It's just a video of some guys who can't find his car keys!"
"Security, would you review the surveillance tape and tell me where the hell I placed my keys?"
Search for "car keys" - Results - "Look behind sofa"
"I'm running away. May I borrow the car?"
"Oh yes, keep looking for your car keys! That will teach you to decide to go and play golf instead of going for our walk..."
Tags:vengeance, vengeful, vengefulness, car key, car keys, revenge, revengeful, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, man's best friend, mans best friend, dog walk, dog walks, dog park, dog parks, dog walking, dog walker, dog walkers, golf, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses
'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'