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"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driver, drivers, transportation, customer, customers, customer service, service, car dealer, car dealers, car dealership, car dealerships, car lot, car lots, salesman, salesmen, used car salesman, used car salesmen, car sales, bear hug, bear hugs, bear-hug, bear-hugs, deal, deals, negotiation, negotiations, done deal'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'
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car dealership, car dealerships, car dealer, car dealers, car lot, car lots, car salesman, car salesmen, salesman, salesmen, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, new car, new cars, model, models, car model, car models, problem, problems, defective, honest, fixing, repairing, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, questionable, suspicious'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'
"I had dual air bags once, but I divorced her."
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'Oh no! The meter expired!'
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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'
'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'
'Nice suit, Doug!'
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