Car Lots Cartoons and Comics

"This city is going to hell! That used to be a parking lot."

"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"

"And, as you drive, it will also use all the negative energy from your arguments."

"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

"One he gets them in a bear-hug, it's usually a done deal."

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"First of all, there was a bee in the car."

Boy Selling Lemons At Used Car Lot.

"Sure you'll be cramped, but you'll be cramped in luxury."

"Frankly, we've been having some problems with this model."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I had dual air bags once, but I divorced her."

'You look like an honest man - but perhaps we can still use you.'

We Validate Your Parking Bank.

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Now this little number can seat 12 with room to spare !'

'Oh no! The meter expired!'

'In this bad economy, if our new salesman can't move them nobody can...he was a hot-shot salesman, selling refrigerators to Eskimos in Alaska'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

'Nice suit, Doug!'

Parking spaces for broomsticks.

'Joe's Auto Sales' sign covering 'Joe's Auto Wreakers' sign