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'Our last cell phone call, and instead of getting us help, you renew your subscription to some car magazine?'
"I'm mailing a care package. It's important that our soldiers overseas know we're still thinking about 'em. It's my contribution to the war effort."
"I'm not sure. There's a lot of airbrush action going on...and that means they're trying to cover up surface flaws on the body."
"All the car owners in this magazine have a nickname...Grampz...Volo...Chucky.... What's your nickname?"
"This is gross! Why are all these cars covered in girls wearing bikinis? It's very disrespectful."
"Baldo, is that a car magazine? Son, you should read things that make you a better person...that expand your mind...that challenge you to greatness."