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"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."
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car, cars, mechanic, mechanics, serviceman, servicemen, car serviced, car maintenance, maintenance, maintained, maintains, maintaining, oil change, oil changes, oil changing, run away, ran away, running away, runs away, tell off, telling off, told off, scold, scolding, scolds, scolded, worried, worrisome, worries, worry"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."
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engineer, engineering, german engineering, auto, autos, automobile, car, cars, motor, motors, sports car, muscle car, sales, salesman, salesmen, showroom, car salesman, advanced engineering, mechanic, mechanical engineering, mechanics, car maintenance, hard sell, hardsell, hard-sell, couple, couples, buy, buyer, buyers, customer, customers, customer service, spin, rhetoric, persuade, persuasive, persuading, persuades, dupe, duped, crook, model, car model'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'
'I think this explains the funny noises coming from your engine.'
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clown, clowns, mechanic, mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, funny noise, funny noises, noise, noises, funny, comedy, humour, humor, car maintenance, maintenance"Oh, no... I don't think it's just an oil change this time!"
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auto repair, garage, garages, repair bill, repair bills, mechanic, mechanics, car mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, automotive repair, car repairs, car repair costs, cars, automobiles, automotive technician, car mechanic, motor mechanic, rip-offs, car maintenance, expense, expensive, expensesMan has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.
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car wax, wax, waxes, car washes, car wash, car maintenance, car, cars, autos, automobiles, automobile, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaners, wax job, wax jobs, melting, melt, melts, cleaning the car, car upkeep, chores, teens, warm weather, heat, sun, summer, summertime, chore, choresMechanic to man: 'Let's just say that it needs a battery with citric acid.'
Car salesman to customer about tub-like car: 'This model washes itself.'
Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'
Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'
Man to mechanic: 'Whever my wife is next to me, it pulls to the right.'
Man to man about cat: 'You should hear the cars purr after he's done with them.'
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cars, car, autos, automobiles, auto repairs, car repairs, mechanics, auto shop, cat, cats, pets, felines, car maintenance, car garage, auto mechanic, getting car fixed, purr, purrs, purring, engine, engines, mechanicMechanic's workshop.
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mechanic, workshop, car repairs, car, cars, workshops, mechancis, car, cars, doing up cars, car maintenance, car maintanace