Car Maintenance Cartoons and Comics

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'We'll have to check your car for pre-existing conditions.'

Radiata Neglectus

'Whoever 'pre-owned' your car pre-wore it out.'

'I think this explains the funny noises coming from your engine.'

Kurt couldn't understand why the dummy light was on.

Support groups for car repairs.

Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

"Oh, no... I don't think it's just an oil change this time!"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

Exhaust repair

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

Mechanic to man: 'Let's just say that it needs a battery with citric acid.'

Car salesman to customer about tub-like car: 'This model washes itself.'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Man to mechanic: 'Whever my wife is next to me, it pulls to the right.'

Man to man about cat: 'You should hear the cars purr after he's done with them.'

'The only service I could give this would be a funeral service.'

Mechanic's workshop.