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Luther's ninety-five theses on your terrible parking.
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Power, Money, Ego, Hype, Parking.
'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'
"I don't reimburse. I validate. I listen and acknowledge how difficult it was for you to find a place to park."
"How does it feel to wreak havoc eight hours a day?"
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All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.
"But first... Do you validate for parking?"
"I understand what you're saying mother, but it still doesn't feel quite right."
'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'
Now with ten extra minutes...Free
"You always take the parking spot of least resistance."
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'Panic stations! Parking dilemma!'
'Uh-uh. . . I can't change a twenty.'
Returning from a Multi-Day
"Looks a little pricey"
Old Time Cop and Antique Car
"...and don't forget to feed the meter in half an hour."
'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'
'Don't even think of parking here!'
Excuse me, I think you dropped something! (Man dropping litter).
Jurassic Parking Lot
'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'
"...can't find a spot outside, can I park here?"
"I've solved my parking problem. I've bought a parked car."