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'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'
'That'll be $327.93 for parts, $268.58 for labor and $50 because I didn't like the station you had your radio set to.'
The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.
Parts of an automobile
'When I finish looking here I'll give you a list of what I need.'
" 40% of the population is overweight...you appear to account for 17% of that figure"
"This could take a while. Fred is so mechanically impaired that when he goes to an auto parts store he parks in the handicapped spot."
'When last did you have your oil changed?'
'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'
'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'
'Have you got a car which goes with this?'
"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."
'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'
'It's an American classic, with parts from Japan and Canada and assembled in Mexico.'
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Mechanics price list.
"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"
The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.
"...but shipping will be out of this world."
"I hate doing inventory."
"You still working on your car?"
"That was Mr. Marquez. The delivery guy has taken him the wrong part three times."
"Excuse me...is this the right steering fluid for my car?"
"I'm using my breaks to write a paper for school."
"Excuse me...is that a portable jack?"