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"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."
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Car Trip: The Game of Destiny
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Bus rally tour
Nobody thinks you're funny
Tortoise and the hare stand at a starting line; the hare is looking at the tortoise's shell which is covered in endorsement stickers like a race car.
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'What, no onion rings?'
NASCAR TIRE CHANGE
'You know what would improve NASCAR? Randomly placed landmines.'
'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'
'Never try crossing the road during a rally.'
'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'
The rally driver's breakfast
Rallying meets the environmental challenge
Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.
'That's disappointing... for a moment I thought it was a fish.'
Recently Retired NASCAR Driver.
"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."
The Finish Line
'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'
'He started it.'
The Tortoise and NASCAR.