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'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'
"It runs on hybrids."
"Zero to sixty in seven point eight seconds."
Jack Frankenstein sold cars. Mostly hatchbacks to hunchbacks.
"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."
"It's environment friendly- no petrol, no oils and no dangerous fumes. Only one drawback...It doesn't move!"
"We could tell you what that 'new car smell' is, but then you'd want to sue us."
'And this model will accelerate to atrociously unsafe speeds.'
"I checked your credit score... the best I can do for you today is this can of New Car Smell."
'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'
'Is it a good car, Sir? Need you ask?' (Car with halo).
'Now, this baby has very low mileage. It was formerly owned by a little old lady who didn't know how to drive.'
'It was formerly owned by a little old lady. That's her in the back seat.'
'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'
"Sure the car has had a fool service history"