Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"My 'check gallbladder ' light came on."
"Good heavens, lady, you're right! It is a Kenwood Multichef Food Mixer!"
'Don't bother rotating the tires. They rotated on their own all the way here.'
"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."
'And do you,take Kevin to be your lawful wedded husband for three years or 50,000 miles?'
"Of course that's only an estimate. The actual cost ill be somewhat more."
"Are you worried about driverless taxis?"
Budget Car Service
"He says we can't get a ride because we don't have an address."
"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"
'When you said your car was due for a service, did you mean a burial at sea?'
Tanning salons to avoid. . .
"The man at the garage said I had to take it for a service."
'Tell Dr. Swan his car is resting comfortably.'
"I expect you thought I was out, my car not being here... it's gone for service!"
'Looks like there's a problem with the cat' converter!'
Taking work home.
'The only service I could give this would be a funeral service.'
'I'm afraid your 'giggle-pin's' gone on your 'laugh-shaft'!'
Tags:gudgeon pin, gudgeon pins, engines, fun, funny, clown, clowns, laugh, laughter, laughing, half shaft, engine, clown car, clown cars, car, cars, circus, garage, mechanic, mechanics, mot, car service, not funny, car shop, car shops, auto shop, auto shops, repair, repairs, auto, automobile, automobiles, a joke, joke, jokes, comedian, comedians
'M.O.T. certificate?!...a death certificate's the best I can do.'
Toby's purring is a little rough. She might need a tune-up.
'It's our last resort.'
'It looks like your wife doesn't have much confidence in our jiffy tune up service.'