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'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'
"Yeah, I've been in rehub."
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"When you picked up your car, Mr. Ferguson, after we did the hoses, did you see Luther's shoes?"
"Here's your problem."
Tags:clown, clowns, automotive mechanics, mechanics, garages, automotive mechanic, mechanic, garage, car shop, car shops, car, cars, engine problem, engine problems, car problem, car problems, handkerchief, handkerchiefs, entertainer, entertainers, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, magic trick, magic tricks
"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."
"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."
'It's broke. I could fix it, but then you'd be broke.'
Brake Repair Shop
"Do you repair immune systems?"
"I turned into the wrong driveway and hit a free that wasn't mine."
Chip wagon oil change.
"Say - there are only eight commandments here."
'If it doesn't have a computer, we can't fix it.'
"What does the problem sound like? It sounds like a cash register going KA-CHING! KA-CHING!"
"Fork in the road?"
"Bad news. That liquid dripping from your new car is lemon juice."
Regular servicing protects your warranty, and your family from psycho mechanics.
"This diagnostic equipment has analyzed your engine, monitored your driving habits, and is now being harshly critical of your taste in music."
A mechanic is surprised to see a periscope coming out of a car towing a boat.
"Who's got the convertible with the top that won't go up?"
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"The diagnostics all say the car's fine but your driving needs major adjustments."
Tags:driver, drivers, driving, drive, drives, driving skill, driving skills, driving technique, driving techniques, diagnostics, car shop, car shops, garage, garages, mechanic, mechanics, adjustments, car problem, car problems, car trouble, car troubles, car mechanic, car mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics
'I said they're good, but expensive.'
'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'