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'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'
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"Here's your problem."
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"What does the problem sound like? It sounds like a cash register going KA-CHING! KA-CHING!"
Regular servicing protects your warranty, and your family from psycho mechanics.
"This diagnostic equipment has analyzed your engine, monitored your driving habits, and is now being harshly critical of your taste in music."
"Who's got the convertible with the top that won't go up?"
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"The diagnostics all say the car's fine but your driving needs major adjustments."
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