Car Shops Cartoons and Comics

"Yeah, I've been in rehub."

"When you picked up your car, Mr. Ferguson, after we did the hoses, did you see Luther's shoes?"

"Here's your problem."

'We'll have to check your car for pre-existing conditions.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."

Brake Repair Shop

'It's broke. I could fix it, but then you'd be broke.'

"Do you repair immune systems?"

"I turned into the wrong driveway and hit a free that wasn't mine."

Chip wagon oil change.

"Say - there are only eight commandments here."

'If it doesn't have a computer, we can't fix it.'

"What does the problem sound like? It sounds like a cash register going KA-CHING! KA-CHING!"

"Fork in the road?"

"Bad news. That liquid dripping from your new car is lemon juice."

The Mechanic

Regular servicing protects your warranty, and your family from psycho mechanics.

"This diagnostic equipment has analyzed your engine, monitored your driving habits, and is now being harshly critical of your taste in music."

"Who's got the convertible with the top that won't go up?"

"The diagnostics all say the car's fine but your driving needs major adjustments."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

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