Car Thief Cartoons and Comics

'Next time I steal a car, I better check if the battery is inside...'

"It doesn't look good. Leave it with us overnight and hope it gets stolen."

"Him? Oh he's the guy who owns the car."

'Prison has rehabilitated me, I haven't pinched a car for 6 months.'

"...But their commercial clearly said they were offering this car for a steal."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

'At least you know exactly where you stand with a dealer like Bob.'

'I don't want anyone to walk off with my smart car, so I keep it in my purse.'

'It's unusual, but the manufacturer guarantees you'll never have your car stolen.'

'Tony's afraid to leave his new bike in the parking lot, so he carries it with him wherever he goes.'

'Please tell me there's not a car attached to that tire.'

'Can you drive a stick?'

"He says someone has stolen his car..."

Stealing the car was easy. Hiding it from Mom was the hard part.

'I've got keyless entry.'

'I thought I heard a siren.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Baby on Board sticker on back of car, with a baby driving.

"Actually, all they stole was the car alarm!"

'That wasn't a hostile valet, you nitwit. It was a carjacker.'

'Now, Mr Jones, I'd like you to hotwire the ignition.'

'Yeah, I've got a company car...It's not my company car it's someone else's!'