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'It's my car now, but as soon as it's fixed, it'll be my daughter's again.'
'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'
'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'
Car Trip: The Game of Destiny
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"I'm your problem."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, hood, hoods, under the hood, bonnet, bonnets, under the bonnet, engine, engine problems, engine trouble, problem, problems, car trouble, repair, repairs, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, mechanic, mechanics, technician, technicians, automotive, automotive technician, automotive technicians, auto mechanic, auto mechanic, car mechanic, car mechanic, creature, creatures, goblin, goblins, troll, trolls, gremlin, gremlins, man, men
Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale
Tags:spring, spring thaw, spring thaws, winter, winter weather, springtime, spring weather, car, cars, driveway, driveways, shovel, shovels, shoveling, shovelling, snow shovel, snow shovels, snow drift, snow drifts, mud, muddy, muddiness, mud flow, mud flows, car trouble, car troubles, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, accidental, mud bank, mud banks, april, april showers, march
"There's been an accident, but it doesn't involve me."
Tags:limo, limos, limousine, limousines, limo driver, limo drivers, limo driving, car accident, car accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, car crash, car crashes, traffic crash, traffic crashes, car trouble, car troubles, car insurance, auto insurance, traffic police, transport police, traffic cop, transport cops
"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, medicine, medical, health, diagnosis, valve, unhealthy, health, bad health, problem, problems, car trouble
"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."
Tags:auto, problems, money, armored car, armored cars, armoured car, armoured cars, transport vehicle, transport vehicles, engine trouble, engine troubles, engine problem, engine problems, garage, garages, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, first world problem, first world problems, rich person, rich people, car trouble, car troubles, mankoff
'Believe me, Forman, the problem is never on the molecular level.'
"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."
"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, animal, animals, dog, dogs, canine, canines, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, working dog, working dogs, diagnosis, diagnosing, fan belt, fuel pump, problem, problems, car trouble
'Yes, I see the problem.'
"This person's status says they are all caught up on bills and are finally putting away money for a vacation...go give them some car trouble."
Tags:fate, fated, bad karma, karma, car repair, car repairs, auto repair, auto repairs, bad time, bad timing, bad times, devil, devils, trouble, troubles, hard times, hard time, murphys law, murphy's law, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, car trouble, car troubles, saving, savings, wiped out your savings, wiping out your savings
As meteor approaches couple with flat tire: 'At least nothing else can go wrong!'
"Sure, I see the strange man hiding in the backseat. Like they say, it's buyer beware."
'We found the trouble, your GPS was picking up a public TV station.'
"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."
'What the...? Why does this &*%! car keep dying?'
"I am roadside assistance!!!"
'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'
glares and stares.
"There's that squeak again."
'No it's not ?150 PLUS VAT - the ?150 is JUST the VAT!'