Car Troubles Cartoons and Comics

'It's my car now, but as soon as it's fixed, it'll be my daughter's again.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

"There's been an accident, but it doesn't involve me."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"This person's status says they are all caught up on bills and are finally putting away money for a vacation...go give them some car trouble."

As meteor approaches couple with flat tire: 'At least nothing else can go wrong!'

'What the...? Why does this &*%! car keep dying?'

"I am roadside assistance!!!"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

Robot Truck.

glares and stares.

"There's that squeak again."

'No it's not ?150 PLUS VAT - the ?150 is JUST the VAT!'

"It's a minor surgery, but it will finance a major repair on my wife's mercedes."

'No, I'm not having car trouble-I just needed a shoulder to cry on.'

'Brain surgery'

'I won't be able to meet you today. My car's in the shop.'

'It's broke. I could fix it, but then you'd be broke.'

'Just give her a chance to cool down. It's probably hormonal.'

'If it doesn't have a computer, we can't fix it.'

Ed's Auto Repair

'It won't start. I'll call vroom service.'