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'It's my car now, but as soon as it's fixed, it'll be my daughter's again.'
'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'
'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'
Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale
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"There's been an accident, but it doesn't involve me."
Tags:limo, limos, limousine, limousines, limo driver, limo drivers, limo driving, car accident, car accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, car crash, car crashes, traffic crash, traffic crashes, car trouble, car troubles, car insurance, auto insurance, traffic police, transport police, traffic cop, transport cops
"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."
Tags:auto, problems, money, armored car, armored cars, armoured car, armoured cars, transport vehicle, transport vehicles, engine trouble, engine troubles, engine problem, engine problems, garage, garages, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, first world problem, first world problems, rich person, rich people, car trouble, car troubles, mankoff
"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."
"This person's status says they are all caught up on bills and are finally putting away money for a vacation...go give them some car trouble."
Tags:fate, fated, bad karma, karma, car repair, car repairs, auto repair, auto repairs, bad time, bad timing, bad times, devil, devils, trouble, troubles, hard times, hard time, murphys law, murphy's law, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, car trouble, car troubles, saving, savings, wiped out your savings, wiping out your savings
As meteor approaches couple with flat tire: 'At least nothing else can go wrong!'
'What the...? Why does this &*%! car keep dying?'
"I am roadside assistance!!!"
'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'
glares and stares.
"There's that squeak again."
'No it's not ?150 PLUS VAT - the ?150 is JUST the VAT!'
"It's a minor surgery, but it will finance a major repair on my wife's mercedes."
Tags:healthcare cost, healthcare costs, medical bill, medical bills, hospital bill, hospital bills, health insurance, medical insurance, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, medical treatment, medical treatments, medical cost, medical costs, healthcare cover, medical cover, car problem, car problems, car trouble, car troubles, mechanic, mechanics, garage, garages
'No, I'm not having car trouble-I just needed a shoulder to cry on.'
'I won't be able to meet you today. My car's in the shop.'
'It's broke. I could fix it, but then you'd be broke.'
'Just give her a chance to cool down. It's probably hormonal.'
'If it doesn't have a computer, we can't fix it.'
Ed's Auto Repair
'It won't start. I'll call vroom service.'