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Wild Window Washers
'What kind of a car wash is this place?'
'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'
“Have you given any thought to what you’ll do with your Saturdays when the world’s fossil fuels are used up?”
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'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'
"That's the hospital car wash- your baby's over here."
Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
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Warning: This car is protected by powerful anti-squeegee devices.
Tags:squeegee, squeegees, squeegie, squeegies, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car alarm, car alarms, anti-theft, anti theft, car wash, car washes, dirty car, dirty cars, clean car, clean cars, car cleaner, car cleaners, passive aggressive, passive aggression, anti theft devices, anti-theft devices
'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'
"Just a damned minute!"
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Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'
A driver approaches a man in sunglasses standing by the side of a highway next to a sign which reads, "Last Squeegee for 3, 000 miles."
Ed's Car Wash,
'Do-It-Yourself Cat Wash'
Tags:cat wash, car wash, car washes, cat washes, cat washer, pet grooming, pet grooming service, pet grooming services, cat, cats, feline, felines, claw, claws, bathe, bathes, bathing, pet bathing, pet bathing service, animal grooming, animal groomer, animal groomers, scratch, scratches, scratching, bite, bites, biting, hiss, hisses, hissing
'Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?' - 'It wouldn't help. I've left my glasses at home.'
'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'
"It's a special birthday, hon. I got your car washed."
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Regular Car wash and Hand Car wash
Free Saucer Wash with every Fill
"No need to worry Doris. I'll have the dishes, the clothes and the dog all spic-and-span when you get home."
Tags:domestic, domestics, household chore, household chores, domestic work, domestic chore, domestic chores, housework, car wash, car washes, car-wash, car-washes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spic and span, spic-and-span, problem solving, multitask, multitasking, multi-task, multi-tasking, multi-tasks
"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."
Messed up dog to other: 'I stuck my head out the window at the car wash.'
"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"
'It doesn't help much, your saying, 'oh, well, it needed a wash anyway'!'