Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Just a damned minute!"
Tags:tv, television, tvs, televisions, mdoern life, modern times, modern attitudes, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addiction, television addict, television addicts, television addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, window cleaner, window cleaners, impatient, impatience, car wash, car window, car windows, inconvenient, inconvenience
Stickers on Santa's Sleigh
Tags:santa, elves, child window stickers, car window, decals, window stickers, family window stickers, christmas, santa claus, santa's sleigh, sleigh, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, father christmas, saint nick, christmas eve, st nick, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, st nicholas, festive period
The real reason dogs stick their heads out of car windows...
"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."
'That dog loves to hang his head out when we drive!' 'Yeah...but flossing those bugs outta my teeth is tough!'
'By god that man stinks!'
"Didn't I tell you that if you kept sticking your head out the car window it would stay like that?"
'Look, honey. They're finally addressing the problems with our infrastructure.'
'He's wondering, if you're not going to hang your head out the window...'
"Is it day or night, officer?"
Winding up a car window.
Cat trapping a dog in a car window.
Caveman's dog with head outside car window.
"Live every day like it's your last...especially right now...before your father sees this."
"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."
Tags:baldo, broken window, broken windows, baseball, baseball bat, baseball bats, baseballs, window, windows, car, cars, car window, car windows, irresponsible, irresponsibility, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, backyard, backyards, accident, accidents, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, poor excuse, poor excuses
Cat versus Dog.
'Hemorrhoids again, Spike?'
'I like you new hairstyle. How'd you do it?' 'Open car window.'
'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'
'Milton Kabuff, dog breeder.'
'I told him to keep his head in the car, and Heaven knows I didn't see that road sign coming either...'
'...all very nice, but will I be able to fit my head out the window?'
"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"